I seriously got yelled at the other day for leaving the toilet seat up at this girl's apartment by the girl I was there with's roommate. I was like "whatever, ok" and didn't do it again. I found out yesterday that she totally called all her friends and told them about it, and they all thought it was fucked up. It's like omg, what is this, a sitcom from the early 90s? Am I Overton and I pissed off Khadija? Is Tisha Campbell going to be all like "Oh no he didn't?!?!"
It's fucking 2005, why do people care about stupid shit like that? Get over it.
That girl also hates me because I eat food at her house and don't ask her permission. Which I think is bullshit because I bring a twelve pack of beer over there everytime I come over and I leave like half of them there for them to drink usually when I leave.
Maybe I don't "get it" because my mom had her own bathroom when I was growing up and I only had a brother and maybe the other thing is because we were in a poor community when I was little and sharing food was important.
It makes me very uncomfortable when people ask me if they can eat my food or drink my beer at my apartment, because it makes me feel like they think I'm poor and I can't afford to buy more. It's just fucking food and beer and money, what's the point of having it if you don't share it with people?
I wouldn't mind putting the seat down and not eating her food if she would just tell me that she doesn't want me to, but the idea that her opinion of what is right is the absolute truth and anybody who goes against it is a bad person is so fucking arrogant and myopic that it makes me sick.
Also, she lives in a two-story townhouse in Glen Burnie and always bitches about how she can't wait to move out of the ghetto, which is ridiculous. Glen Burnie is a lot nicer than many parts of Maryland, and I'm insulted that she is talking shit about my state. Go back to Pittsburgh if it's so great.
It's fucking 2005, why do people care about stupid shit like that? Get over it.
That girl also hates me because I eat food at her house and don't ask her permission. Which I think is bullshit because I bring a twelve pack of beer over there everytime I come over and I leave like half of them there for them to drink usually when I leave.
Maybe I don't "get it" because my mom had her own bathroom when I was growing up and I only had a brother and maybe the other thing is because we were in a poor community when I was little and sharing food was important.
It makes me very uncomfortable when people ask me if they can eat my food or drink my beer at my apartment, because it makes me feel like they think I'm poor and I can't afford to buy more. It's just fucking food and beer and money, what's the point of having it if you don't share it with people?
I wouldn't mind putting the seat down and not eating her food if she would just tell me that she doesn't want me to, but the idea that her opinion of what is right is the absolute truth and anybody who goes against it is a bad person is so fucking arrogant and myopic that it makes me sick.
Also, she lives in a two-story townhouse in Glen Burnie and always bitches about how she can't wait to move out of the ghetto, which is ridiculous. Glen Burnie is a lot nicer than many parts of Maryland, and I'm insulted that she is talking shit about my state. Go back to Pittsburgh if it's so great.
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mercie:
Point understood.
cheech:
it's weird how people are all concerned about where the toilet seat is left- I'm MUCH more fuckin concerned about where the TV REMOTE gets left, myself. MUCH more important...