Merry ChristmASS
il_brutto:
I'm digging the "white album" pic. How'd you end up on your own friends list?
4.0 this semester!!! First time since elementary school. I'm going to go to my parent's house and brag about it, while there's still christmas shopping time left.
I'm going to kill my best friend's girlfriend. she almost killed me by telling me that she was ok to drive home from the bar tonight, she drove up on the curb and fucked up two of her tires. I made her pull over and I drove the rest of the way home and then I walked her from my aparment to her house and...
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goatsgotohell:
So where were you this weekend that you weren't at my party? 
rottenart:
ah ha! touche!
yeah, the shirts are better res. 100kb is not a very high number.
yeah, the shirts are better res. 100kb is not a very high number.
kanye west doesn't know how to dance
I'd love to have a warm female body to cuddle with right now. good personality appreciated.
Last day of class before thsnksgiving break. Sweet!!!
Had a cute girl spend the night last night, ate dinner at the melting pot, smoked a strawberry blunt and watched van wilder tonight, and now I'm watching sealab and listening to screwed rap music.
Pretty good day.
Pretty good day.
I'm not going to New York this weekend anymore, which blows. But it's going to save me a bunch of money, so that's sweet.
The words that I'm going to write can't really explain how angry and disgusted I am right now, but I'm going to try.
Let me take you back over a year and a half ago. I meet a hot girl at a new year's eve party, I like her a lot. I find out that she is bisexual and broke up with a couple (john...
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Let me take you back over a year and a half ago. I meet a hot girl at a new year's eve party, I like her a lot. I find out that she is bisexual and broke up with a couple (john...
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goatsgotohell:
*rubs eyes, yawns, and scratches balls*
See I just get drunk and show my titties....much less drama that way.
See I just get drunk and show my titties....much less drama that way.
tommypickles:
id give your 'friend' a swift kick in the balls. thats fucked up. i drink a lot to foget. sometimes it works. most times no. and yes titties work too.
Got lost in B-More for a long time. Met some cool SG people tonight at GoatsGoToHell's place. Got lost in B-More for another long time. Came home and saw my roommate's crazy ass birthday costume. Went to a jungle theme party in my apartment complex. Hung out there with my shirt off for a while. Came home alone. I'll probably watch some tv or...
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jamielee:
Had a GREAT time!!!!!!!!!!! It was great meeting you, and I hope to see you again soon!
By the way... nice boobies!!
By the way... nice boobies!!
goatsgotohell:
Yes, very nice man boobs! Hope you had fun and will come back next time around.
So yeah, today was ok. I worked from 8am-12pm. Came home and went back to sleep for like five hours. Rented this movie called The Eye. Watched the first half an hour of that, it's pretty creepy.
Then I went to this lame bonfire party with a couple of my friends. It was nothing but drunk rednecks saying racist things and not sharing their...
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Then I went to this lame bonfire party with a couple of my friends. It was nothing but drunk rednecks saying racist things and not sharing their...
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drago:
Wow, I sound really bitchy in this entry. 
gracie:
thank you. i've never subscribed to being passive and I hate when people try and pacify me by advising I avoid confrontation. 
I've also had evenings like the one you describe. Having an evening where everything sort of falls apart is one thing. Having an evening that falls apart after several attempts to save it is just...
well it's enough to warrent a bitchy sounding journal entry.
no worries.
I've also had evenings like the one you describe. Having an evening where everything sort of falls apart is one thing. Having an evening that falls apart after several attempts to save it is just...
well it's enough to warrent a bitchy sounding journal entry.
no worries.I saw Dave Attell do stand-up today. He was pretty funny. Douche bags kept yelling dumb things at him, it was so annoying.
I'm still sick as hell, so much so that I am completely sober on a thursday night. Hopefully all this relaxing will make me feel better. I also bought a bunch of orange juice and VitaminWater at the store today, so hopefully...
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I'm still sick as hell, so much so that I am completely sober on a thursday night. Hopefully all this relaxing will make me feel better. I also bought a bunch of orange juice and VitaminWater at the store today, so hopefully...
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abadinfluence:
I envy you. That is one comic I've wanted to see live for awhile now.
user09348u5q304:
thanks
i saw dave attell and lewis black last year very funny
i saw dave attell and lewis black last year very funny