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Reasons


She was too fat.
She was too short.
She was too tall.
She was too thin.
Shewouldntfuckmeuntil3monthsafterournamesgotcombinedbyeveryonelikeJaimeandruorGeorgeansara.
She fucked me 3 hours after I met her.
She never shut the hell up.
She never said a word.
She was perfect, but Dave saw her first.
They broke up, but Dave saw her first.
She was too dumb.
She was too smart.
She was too bitchy.
She was too congenial.
She gave lousy head.
She didnt give head at all.
She moved to Seattle.
I moved to san Diego.

She wrecked my car.
I didnt understand her.

She stole my Beatles White Album.
She said daddy wasnt comfortable with her dating niggers.
I said her nipples were the shape of Coke bottle caps, after we broke up I sent Daddy a nice wallet size of his little princess wearing just a bicycle and blowing two Zulu-dick, country mother fuckers.
She didnt like the end of my first act.
We were just friends.
She didnt like me having female friends.
She didnt understand me.
It just didnt work out.