This is the press release I wasted the afternoon writing at work today:
Just so its clear, people, there must be a winner and champion for this organization.
There can only be only one star of this show. Sadly, human nature has come to accept only one as champion. Do you have what it takes to be the champion?
Some people answer this question with another question. Others are simply too afraid to ask themselves that one ultimate question and rely on other words and nicknames to mask their desire to be him. The real champion. The one they fork money over to see.
The one they say 50 cents. Why, yes, Ill pay fifty cents for a candy bar. Yes, I will fork over my hard earn dollars to buy that video tape because hes in that match. Ten dollars? Sure, why not? Because the last time I watched him work in the ring; it was like watching greatness itself.
Ladies and gentlemen, their can be only one champion. Their can be only one man who stirs the drink for the right hand of god, himself.
The true undisputed champion.
The star.
Their can be only one star of the show.
So again, I ask you, Do you have what it takes to be the Star?
JT STAHR.
Hes the star of this show. Youre just a guest.
For those wondering, it's a press release for a wrestler I'm promoting. I figure it's practice for my next job as a copywriter at some ad agency. Fuck this artistic individualism, I want to buy Porsche.
smilies are fun. I should get those new 3d ones 
Just so its clear, people, there must be a winner and champion for this organization.
There can only be only one star of this show. Sadly, human nature has come to accept only one as champion. Do you have what it takes to be the champion?
Some people answer this question with another question. Others are simply too afraid to ask themselves that one ultimate question and rely on other words and nicknames to mask their desire to be him. The real champion. The one they fork money over to see.
The one they say 50 cents. Why, yes, Ill pay fifty cents for a candy bar. Yes, I will fork over my hard earn dollars to buy that video tape because hes in that match. Ten dollars? Sure, why not? Because the last time I watched him work in the ring; it was like watching greatness itself.
Ladies and gentlemen, their can be only one champion. Their can be only one man who stirs the drink for the right hand of god, himself.
The true undisputed champion.
The star.
Their can be only one star of the show.
So again, I ask you, Do you have what it takes to be the Star?
JT STAHR.
Hes the star of this show. Youre just a guest.
For those wondering, it's a press release for a wrestler I'm promoting. I figure it's practice for my next job as a copywriter at some ad agency. Fuck this artistic individualism, I want to buy Porsche.
smilies are fun. I should get those new 3d ones 
mistermajor:
I dug the nude photography, even though it seemed like your model wasn't that great. She had a nice back tattoo, though. And I have to agree that back tattoos are hot. Really hot. Really fucking hot.
mistermajor:
Nice homemade piece, by the way.