I would've updated sooner but the only thing I have to talk about is work and who wants to hear about that? I spend my day making my corporate masters more and more money. I sort of feel like Steppin' Fetchit but bitching about my guilded cage seems obnoxious and self-absorbed at best.
I got kicked out of a crappy show the other weekend because I punched a dude after he grabbed my friend's ass. My friends sometimes forget that while a good size dude, I am remarkably agile for a man my size.
I'm eating more salads now and if I eat my "sensible" dinners without heading down to Hook's Chicken and Fish very often, I'll be slim and trim in no time.
I did a test shoot with this lady for my vintage pin up calendar project. i can't believe how much prep work is involved in this.


We're all trying to do this in our free time so scheduling is a Nightmare on Elm Street, but I'm becoming adept at tapping into that long buried Type-A personality so I'll get it done. Besides, we've got five months, what could possibly go wrong?