
It was the first day on the phones after nearly a month of training. Most of the calls I took today were just about how to use moisturizers and serums. One was a scamming repeat caller who I sent twenty-two dollars to because I didn't feel like dealing with her bullshit and I respected her hustle.

I still need to buy two more gifts and my holiday shopping will be complete. While trying to negotiate a price for a memory card it occured to me that sex is like taking the SATs: you go in the room, do your best and put your pencil down when she says stop.
Time to celebrate with a stiff drink (or four)
