Boredom has left my mind wandering to the serious events of the day:
President Bush fired back at critics of the Iraq War who say that the president misled them into supporting the war. Bush said that his critics had all the same information he did in his presidential briefing but must have accidentally colored in the wrong parts like he did the first time.
A new study by the Pew International and American Life Project says that the people who use Internet search engines to find information has jumped over the last year, claiming a solid No. 2 spot behind e-mail among online tasks.
Searching for information used to be behind reading news articles until people discovered that they could use these search engines to find porn.
Meanwhile, rumors are flying that Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgeralds real target in the investigation into the leak of former undercover CIA agent Valerie Plame's name to the media might actually be none other than Vice President Dick Cheney. This shouldnt come as a surprise to anyone because when word of a leak at the White House broke most assumed that a dick was involved.
Sony is still trying to recover from the negative publicity after news that several of their new CDs could possibly damage computers if played on them. The company promises to replace the CDs in question at no cost, announced a patch that will help take the hidden software off your computer. They also published a list of the CDs affected which include artists Switchfoot, Celine Dion and Ricky Martin and apologized for the earlier statement that anyone who copied a Celine Dion or Ricky Martin CD deserved to have their computers wiped.
Officials at the Miss America pageant have asked former winners to donate the $50,000 scholarship the pageant awards. This is but one of the cost cutting measures the pageant has been forced to deal with since losing television revenue and moving to Las Vegas. Things are so bad for the pageant that next years winners prize will be that she gets to keep all the money she collects in her g-string from her shift at Diamonds.
Star magazine is reporting problems in the marriage between singer/actress Britney Spears and her husband and professional lay-about Kevin Federline. Spears and KFed have been rumored to be arguing since the birth of their son. Federline has continued his late night partying and clubbing while Britney stays home with the baby. Experts worry that the rumored split may hinder the success of their upcoming projects: Federlines debut album, Spears Broadway debut and more importantly, their internet-leaked sex tape.
***update***
Christina Aguilera got married this past Saturday in a super top-secret ceremony. Aguillera made all of the guests sign confidentiality agreements that they would not discuss any aspect of the ceremony or even what guests were in attendance. With such secrecy involved people are wondering whether there was a wedding or if Dick Cheney was just meeting with the oil company executives again.

President Bush fired back at critics of the Iraq War who say that the president misled them into supporting the war. Bush said that his critics had all the same information he did in his presidential briefing but must have accidentally colored in the wrong parts like he did the first time.
A new study by the Pew International and American Life Project says that the people who use Internet search engines to find information has jumped over the last year, claiming a solid No. 2 spot behind e-mail among online tasks.
Searching for information used to be behind reading news articles until people discovered that they could use these search engines to find porn.
Meanwhile, rumors are flying that Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgeralds real target in the investigation into the leak of former undercover CIA agent Valerie Plame's name to the media might actually be none other than Vice President Dick Cheney. This shouldnt come as a surprise to anyone because when word of a leak at the White House broke most assumed that a dick was involved.
Sony is still trying to recover from the negative publicity after news that several of their new CDs could possibly damage computers if played on them. The company promises to replace the CDs in question at no cost, announced a patch that will help take the hidden software off your computer. They also published a list of the CDs affected which include artists Switchfoot, Celine Dion and Ricky Martin and apologized for the earlier statement that anyone who copied a Celine Dion or Ricky Martin CD deserved to have their computers wiped.
Officials at the Miss America pageant have asked former winners to donate the $50,000 scholarship the pageant awards. This is but one of the cost cutting measures the pageant has been forced to deal with since losing television revenue and moving to Las Vegas. Things are so bad for the pageant that next years winners prize will be that she gets to keep all the money she collects in her g-string from her shift at Diamonds.
Star magazine is reporting problems in the marriage between singer/actress Britney Spears and her husband and professional lay-about Kevin Federline. Spears and KFed have been rumored to be arguing since the birth of their son. Federline has continued his late night partying and clubbing while Britney stays home with the baby. Experts worry that the rumored split may hinder the success of their upcoming projects: Federlines debut album, Spears Broadway debut and more importantly, their internet-leaked sex tape.
***update***
Christina Aguilera got married this past Saturday in a super top-secret ceremony. Aguillera made all of the guests sign confidentiality agreements that they would not discuss any aspect of the ceremony or even what guests were in attendance. With such secrecy involved people are wondering whether there was a wedding or if Dick Cheney was just meeting with the oil company executives again.
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I'm considering wandering about topless in an attempt to draw eyes away from my head. However, it's not really the weather for it.