dr_pwnage

The story you are about to read is pretty much true, from what I remember. The names haven't really been changed because a) nobody is innocent, and b) they wouldn't care anyway. It was in 1994.

John was nimble, after a fashion. He was also incredibly awkward. We thought the awkwardness was an act for our benefit. Nobody really gave it too much thought because...
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The Singularity:

http://www.aleph.se/Trans/Global/Singularity/singul.txt

For those that have never heard of the Singularity, it is in so many words the point in technology at which the human body becomes irrelevant. One of the things implicated is that man will be able to transfer consciousness into a purely non-biological form. Other implications are that AI will become more advanced than human brains, and will decide that it...
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I don't even know what to say about this

I can say one thing at this point that is very positive about having never been married, and for that matter, staying largely single my whole life. I am free to fall in love with whomever I want whenever I want, and I don't have to feel guilty about it. I haven't in my life ever made promises to any lover that I can't still...
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Audrey, sweet Audrey
Dancing in Daddy's big pine office
Walking bass
Like an alligator strolling in a ballroom
It makes you sway

Audrey, sweet Audrey
What do you hear?
Cool beat, the last of an era
You feel it, I know
You feel it

Audrey, sweet Audrey
Your perfect sweater
Your arched brow
You know you are Daddy's girl
Daddy will make everything all right...
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I am very happy to say that I found a new text editor to work with when I am writing. I had always before just used Open Office (which is a great Windows Office clone...if you pirate Word or Excel or Power Point you don't have to. Open Office is free at OpenOffice.org), but I had always wanted to be able to work with a...
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More bad news today; I just found out that another potential employer has turned me down. I really don't know what I am going to do. I think it has come to the point that I will be living in my parents' house again. I feel so incredibly pathetic...

I really need a job until school starts! This is bad.

My eyes are all gummed up from the cold I caught on Friday. I wake up in the morning and my lids are sealed shut like an unpeeled banana...seriously that's what it feels like. I have to open my eyes with my fingers, and then it's like looking through a curtain of snot.

I imagine that if I was in the game Resident Evil and...
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I just blew my nose and it sounded like a model airplane. It was pretty funny, and has never happened before. I can't stop laughing. I hope I get a job soon, this is crazy.