The girl
I met her a year ago; she is a retail associate in one of those highly overpriced boutiques for fashion on South Beach that you really only shop at if you feel the need to spend too much.
Immediately I was smitten. It doesn't happen often to me; I can fall in love four times a day but only rarely do I remember...
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I met her a year ago; she is a retail associate in one of those highly overpriced boutiques for fashion on South Beach that you really only shop at if you feel the need to spend too much.
Immediately I was smitten. It doesn't happen often to me; I can fall in love four times a day but only rarely do I remember...
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lillithvain:
update! 
lillithvain:
Tell me that you've got that painting in the mail! I don't want to have to maim postal workers.
bleeaaahhhhhhhhhggghhh
alright after this last weekend NO MORE ROLLING
yeesh
alright after this last weekend NO MORE ROLLING
yeesh
figmentation:
buzz... what did you do?
theburningred:
wow, people still do that?!
Last night something very strange happened. I messed around with another guy.
It was bound to happen, sooner or later, when you have as many 'alternative' friends...bi, gay, whatever. Sooner or later, you are going to be put in that situation.
With all of my openness, I was sure of my orientation. I am definitely straight, no surprise there. It was relieving, however, to know...
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It was bound to happen, sooner or later, when you have as many 'alternative' friends...bi, gay, whatever. Sooner or later, you are going to be put in that situation.
With all of my openness, I was sure of my orientation. I am definitely straight, no surprise there. It was relieving, however, to know...
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figmentation:
sooo... what'd you do with him?
HOLY MOLY
I was reading some things on the internet this morning and somehow I got on to the subject of bowel irrigation
I NEED TO CLEANSE MY COLON IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!
wow
I was reading some things on the internet this morning and somehow I got on to the subject of bowel irrigation
I NEED TO CLEANSE MY COLON IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!
wow
goddessisis:
hope everything comes out ok 
hehe
hehe
theburningred:
maybe this is the new hobby i need! 
figmentation:
:waves:
:waves:
In reference to THE CHALLENGE (my last post)
currently 179#, so 14 to go until my goal is MET.
I don't know what the story is today with me, I am full of piss and vinegar. People at my office are just retarded. See, I don't go in there, I am out visiting clients all day. When I call needing something, I don't need it...
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currently 179#, so 14 to go until my goal is MET.
I don't know what the story is today with me, I am full of piss and vinegar. People at my office are just retarded. See, I don't go in there, I am out visiting clients all day. When I call needing something, I don't need it...
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figmentation:
Alright, You had a DATE and you didn't tell me!!!!!! Buzz, I'm hurt.. REally.
The office is a sewing circle.
Sorry. Call and reprimand her tommorow.
There's a REALLY yummy place on US1 in FtL that has uber cool wood stuff... (think from 17 north to maybe oakland park... on the east side of the road) There's also a REALLY yummy nursury in DelRay that's got some cool stuff too. I didn't spend any time down where you are though, so I have no idea.
The office is a sewing circle.
Sorry. Call and reprimand her tommorow.
There's a REALLY yummy place on US1 in FtL that has uber cool wood stuff... (think from 17 north to maybe oakland park... on the east side of the road) There's also a REALLY yummy nursury in DelRay that's got some cool stuff too. I didn't spend any time down where you are though, so I have no idea.
figmentation:
and firepits are SOOOOO sexy.
THE CHALLENGE!!!
Alright...who made resolutions?
I really didn't make any, but I do have a goal.
There was one thing about being totally shit on, betrayed, and left for dead in the gutter with a gaping cavity where my heart was that did me a big favor...I was so depressed that I lost weight. I was working out to feel better about myself and wasn't...
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Alright...who made resolutions?
I really didn't make any, but I do have a goal.
There was one thing about being totally shit on, betrayed, and left for dead in the gutter with a gaping cavity where my heart was that did me a big favor...I was so depressed that I lost weight. I was working out to feel better about myself and wasn't...
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figmentation:
I wanna go to the beach
Jesus it's either hot as fuck in here or I am running a fever
figmentation:
you're hot.
This was posted in another forum by somebody else. I found it highly amusing. Enjoy.
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Samantha (not her real name), ever since I came to be a guest service manager at my small software and movie store, has been nothing but terrible to me. She's a large girl whose negative attitude is as apparent as her caboose. She's mean to customers, and routinely passes...
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Samantha (not her real name), ever since I came to be a guest service manager at my small software and movie store, has been nothing but terrible to me. She's a large girl whose negative attitude is as apparent as her caboose. She's mean to customers, and routinely passes...
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figmentation:
wow... heehee... but. geez
I got back from Aruba last week and am still relaxed. No worries.
As Christmas presents to myself, I bought a longsword (nerd alert lol), some black cowboy boots, and a trip for New Years to the Dominican Republic with the lovely Miss Juliette.
I am buying a weekend cruise for my mom & dad and a hot air baloon ride for my brother and...
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As Christmas presents to myself, I bought a longsword (nerd alert lol), some black cowboy boots, and a trip for New Years to the Dominican Republic with the lovely Miss Juliette.
I am buying a weekend cruise for my mom & dad and a hot air baloon ride for my brother and...
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figmentation:
poke.
your phone's off and the message thing is all full up.
(I just wanted to say hi)
and have you seen fetishdolly?
your phone's off and the message thing is all full up.
(I just wanted to say hi)
and have you seen fetishdolly?
figmentation:
btw, noir 