Florida is so god damn hot.
Every day...HOT
Every night...HOT
When I moved here, I was thinking, "hey, it gets this hot in Chicago, no biggie."
Well, yes it does get this hot in Chicago.
BUT NOT FOR MONTHS.
When it gets this hot in Chicago, Mayor Daley comes on the TV wearing shorts and an undershirt telling everyone that they need to check on the elderly to make sure they don't die in this fucking insane heat.
It's like an oven. You CAN fry an egg on the sidewalk...bah.
My head hurts from dehydration, no matter how much I drink. You can't get any exercise in this heat. I have to take two extra shirts with me every day when I am driving around for work. I had to get my car windows tinted...there is simply no alternative.
Everybody is cranky.
You know what, though? In the morning, I get on a plane to Canada. Going to Banff, which is as far away from Miami as possible without leaving North America. the average temperature there is 67 real American degrees, not that Celsius crap. I need to bring a sweater.
Plus, since it is waaaaay up by Alaska, it will be 3 hours behind Miami...so, even though this is for work (yay), it will still be like a mini vacation.
Mountains, trees that have branches, raccoons, wolves, moose, 25 cigs in a pack, all that. Not a Spanish accent for miles.
I will be back Sunday. I really need to slow down when I get back...so busy lately...
byebye
Every day...HOT
Every night...HOT
When I moved here, I was thinking, "hey, it gets this hot in Chicago, no biggie."
Well, yes it does get this hot in Chicago.
BUT NOT FOR MONTHS.
When it gets this hot in Chicago, Mayor Daley comes on the TV wearing shorts and an undershirt telling everyone that they need to check on the elderly to make sure they don't die in this fucking insane heat.
It's like an oven. You CAN fry an egg on the sidewalk...bah.
My head hurts from dehydration, no matter how much I drink. You can't get any exercise in this heat. I have to take two extra shirts with me every day when I am driving around for work. I had to get my car windows tinted...there is simply no alternative.
Everybody is cranky.
You know what, though? In the morning, I get on a plane to Canada. Going to Banff, which is as far away from Miami as possible without leaving North America. the average temperature there is 67 real American degrees, not that Celsius crap. I need to bring a sweater.
Plus, since it is waaaaay up by Alaska, it will be 3 hours behind Miami...so, even though this is for work (yay), it will still be like a mini vacation.
Mountains, trees that have branches, raccoons, wolves, moose, 25 cigs in a pack, all that. Not a Spanish accent for miles.
I will be back Sunday. I really need to slow down when I get back...so busy lately...
byebye
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BUT NOT FOR MONTHS.
hahah and we have
such fabulous sticky
humidity here!
whee!