I love new perspective, it is refreshing.
Last night my friend Eddie called me up and said a bunch of people were going up to Cheetah's (nudie bar). I had a shitty day at work, and wasn't going to go, then I changed my mind and went up there at about 1:30.
He's got the hookup there because his girlfriend works there. She is a little cutie, but she's only 19. I thought you would have to be 21 to work there, but I guess not.
I get there, and all of his people are there...a bunch of misfits, to be sure, but for the most part good people. One of them is that 21 year old girl who has the hots for me.
So, we are talking and all this, and she is talking about me partying with them more often, and hanging out with me because "single people have to stick together" (whatever that is supposed to mean... ), and how she is looking for a man to be her partner...again . It's not like I don't know where this is going.
Then Yvette gets there.
Yvette is one of the dancers there, and she is HOT HOT HTO. Most girls I don't even look at twice, generally because they look better with their clothes on, but she GETS it, hardcore. A few weeks ago I struck up a little friendship with her and shared some laughs and a very nice lap dance was given.
She's sitting on my lap and talking to me and the 21 year old girl is getting a little jealous.
Then Eddie's girl comes around. She is a shot girl. What she does is goes around to the tables and asks dudes to buy shots. She lets them take them with their teeth from between her boobs. If it's a girl, they get to take it from her g string. In any case, the deal is that she has to buy a tray of shots for $44 and sell the shots for $5, whatever she makes she keeps. There are 44 shots to a tray. I decide to give her $44 so she can get us a tray of shots (there are 6 of us). Logic dictates that not too many of them have to be sold for me to make my money back.
So, we are drinking shots and having a ball, Eddie's girl and 21 year old girl (who doesn't work there, btw) are selling these shots and flirting with dudes. It was funny because they asked like every dude walking by and just about every one of them bought at least one, but it was like a race to see if we could finish the shots before they could make a profit. It came out about even. I let her keep the money, I mean wtf, she's the one that had to sling them to the old dudes in there, and spending $40 for a table of 6 is pretty cheap for one round.
21 year old girl is getting friendly.
Yvette comes back for the 2 for 1 dances and gives me a very nice little lap dance at the table, and 21 year old girl is steaming...see, Jenny would have loved that shit, but this girl is all jealous and I haven't even touched her. Yvette takes me in private and gives me another couple of nice lap dances, and we are talking about stuff. It was fun and she's a really cool girl. Next time I go I will see if she will let me take a picture.
Now it's about 5 AM and we leave. Yvette is telling me about how the 21 year old girl is glaring at her. All I can do is chuckle; I need this shit in my life, right?
We all go back to Eddie's shitty apartment and they are smoking it up and playing poker; one of his retarded friends is 'laying some rap' on me about how times is hard on the streets in the 'hood and I can't take him seriously, because he is whiter than I am, hehe.
21 year old girl was there and we were talking for a bit, but then she went into the bathroom for a long time and I left; it was 7 AM and I was tired.
Oh yeah, also I am about the only real BLONDE dude in S Florida, so all the girls there love my hair.
Last night my friend Eddie called me up and said a bunch of people were going up to Cheetah's (nudie bar). I had a shitty day at work, and wasn't going to go, then I changed my mind and went up there at about 1:30.
He's got the hookup there because his girlfriend works there. She is a little cutie, but she's only 19. I thought you would have to be 21 to work there, but I guess not.
I get there, and all of his people are there...a bunch of misfits, to be sure, but for the most part good people. One of them is that 21 year old girl who has the hots for me.
So, we are talking and all this, and she is talking about me partying with them more often, and hanging out with me because "single people have to stick together" (whatever that is supposed to mean... ), and how she is looking for a man to be her partner...again . It's not like I don't know where this is going.
Then Yvette gets there.
Yvette is one of the dancers there, and she is HOT HOT HTO. Most girls I don't even look at twice, generally because they look better with their clothes on, but she GETS it, hardcore. A few weeks ago I struck up a little friendship with her and shared some laughs and a very nice lap dance was given.
She's sitting on my lap and talking to me and the 21 year old girl is getting a little jealous.
Then Eddie's girl comes around. She is a shot girl. What she does is goes around to the tables and asks dudes to buy shots. She lets them take them with their teeth from between her boobs. If it's a girl, they get to take it from her g string. In any case, the deal is that she has to buy a tray of shots for $44 and sell the shots for $5, whatever she makes she keeps. There are 44 shots to a tray. I decide to give her $44 so she can get us a tray of shots (there are 6 of us). Logic dictates that not too many of them have to be sold for me to make my money back.
So, we are drinking shots and having a ball, Eddie's girl and 21 year old girl (who doesn't work there, btw) are selling these shots and flirting with dudes. It was funny because they asked like every dude walking by and just about every one of them bought at least one, but it was like a race to see if we could finish the shots before they could make a profit. It came out about even. I let her keep the money, I mean wtf, she's the one that had to sling them to the old dudes in there, and spending $40 for a table of 6 is pretty cheap for one round.
21 year old girl is getting friendly.
Yvette comes back for the 2 for 1 dances and gives me a very nice little lap dance at the table, and 21 year old girl is steaming...see, Jenny would have loved that shit, but this girl is all jealous and I haven't even touched her. Yvette takes me in private and gives me another couple of nice lap dances, and we are talking about stuff. It was fun and she's a really cool girl. Next time I go I will see if she will let me take a picture.
Now it's about 5 AM and we leave. Yvette is telling me about how the 21 year old girl is glaring at her. All I can do is chuckle; I need this shit in my life, right?
We all go back to Eddie's shitty apartment and they are smoking it up and playing poker; one of his retarded friends is 'laying some rap' on me about how times is hard on the streets in the 'hood and I can't take him seriously, because he is whiter than I am, hehe.
21 year old girl was there and we were talking for a bit, but then she went into the bathroom for a long time and I left; it was 7 AM and I was tired.
Oh yeah, also I am about the only real BLONDE dude in S Florida, so all the girls there love my hair.
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Welcome to south Fla. Yeah, it's hurtin' in the cool folk department. Lots of bling bling and the like. Especially when compared to Chicago or Boston, 2 very similar and awesome places.