dr_pwnage

I got a new job and this is going to be the best birthday EVER!!!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,2147663,00.html

Hate nightclubbing?

Me too!

This article was pretty lol; I laughed...a LOT.

In all honesty I must say that being UNEPLOYED is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Luckily, I am prudent with my finances, and I really don't have to work for a year or more if I don't find the right job. I have had an interview already and have another one next week, and it looks like I will probably end...
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I am sitting in the Minneapolis airport postin' from my Treo wx700 powered with windows(tm) mobile 5.

I am originally from Minnesota, but I haven't been here for at least 10 years. It is fucking bizarre and wonderful to be here and I think I should travel more than I do now.

anyway, just some things that strike me...

1. there are no girls here,...
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Every once in a while, I meet someone totally out of the blue and realize that I can be charming when I want to be.

Good night.

As luck would have it my XBOX360 was not broken; the AV cable became unplugged.

I did, however, already purchase my pee ess triple and several games along with my official Sony Blu-Ray remote.

This puts me at five consoles and two televisions and no girlfriend

haha loser = me

I am about to send my THIRD XBOX360 back to Microsoft.

Let's see...$100 network adapter, $120 for 2 years of XBOX live...why is it exactly that the PS3 is thought of as expensive?

Like any good American, I am going to vote with my wallet yet again.

A guy wants to buy a blow-up doll but he doesn't know much about them. He goes into the sex shop and asks the clerk for some pointers.

"Well," the clerk says, "I will start with the basics. Would you be interested in the Catholic or the Muslim variety?"

Confused, the guy asks, "Ah, what would the difference be?"

"You see, the Muslim variety blows...
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Well she turned up again, safe

I saw her for a little bit today; she's doing alright. I am still going to strangle her, though.

Welp,

It was a big day.

My refrigerator broke last night and I woke up this morning to nasty eggs and meat. I had to buy a new refrigerator, $1600.

My cell phone broke this morning in an unrelated incident, and I had to buy a new one, $399.

My Xbox 360 wireless network adapter got fried by lightning, had to buy a new one,...
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I think I have about had it...I was very much in love, and now I am just wanting out.

aaand back together again.

It's been so long since I've been with somebody that I forgot about drunk PMS breakups and that they don't mean what they say or do.