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There is so much shit going on in the world right now I don't even know where to start...I hope you guys can all keep your sanity over the next year or so.

I live right smack dab in Cuban Central here in Coral Gables. Everybody is going batshit about Castro. I pray for these people that their celebration right now doesn't turn bitter when...
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My bank replaced my credit card with one that has a different credit card number. In addition, ALL of my porn subscriptions ran out on the SAME DAY! I just can't be bothered to sign up everywhere all over again...christ...I'd have carpal tunnel before an hour is out. Maybe I will practice internet celibacy for a while.

I a lonely boy now.

What makes it...
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i_zombie:
porn can never be replaced.
lillithvain:
Psssttt... Haven't sent the painting yet. Having problems finding a box the right size again. I may have to order a box to put it in, or I can take the paiting off the frame and send you just the paiting but you would have to have it framed. Let me know.

xoxox
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I got chased by a guy with a baseball bat on Saturday.

I'll start out the entry with that, becuse it is by far the most interesting thing that has happened.

OK, down to business: it was an eventful weekend. I'll get to the baseball bat part in a little bit.

Thursday, I made dinner for a few of my friends. Yes, I can cook...
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jadednerdgirl:
oh. I want you to cook for me!

Though I am making a little dinner tonight.
salmon, rice, asparagus and portebella in a butter garlic type sauce.
Though yours sounds better
I wish I had a grill or not an 8th floor of a downtown apartment where I could have a grill. ARRR!!!
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Oh, so this is a BLOG now, not a JOURNAL.

ahahahahaha...I love it.

I joined a singles activity group where you get to take helicopter flying lessons, ride airboats in the Everglades, do rock climbing, take cooking classes, and all sorts of other fun stuff. Looking forward to it. I don't necessarily want to meet a girl there...hell no. I think there will be all...
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Cripes this site takes a long time to load now, plus it makes it look like a Tijuana whorehouse in here.
petiteparadox:
Geez, you say Tijuana whorehouse like it's a bad thing.
figmentation:
but you gotta laugh at the thought of those really rough guys searching through a site that looks like it got thrown up on by the pink marshmellow fairy looking for naked chicks.
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lol I am so retarded
petiteparadox:
And yet, to date, you have somehow escaped the winnowing process of Darwinian evolution. Give yourself some credit. We all have our blonde moments.
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So, no comments about the paper shredder, eh?

I guess it didn't strike a chord in anybody's consciousness. Hopefully it is a temporary obsession. It is great, I swear.

But in any case...have you ever had an epiphany? A moment where you totally step outside of yourself, let go of ego, and see things the way they REALLY are in your life? I had one...
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petiteparadox:
Yes, she is pretty awesome! She's my Sparkle Mare.

About the paper shredder - I totally sympathize! Don't worry, you're not the only out there. I get absolutely obsessed with shredding. I like to let a big pile of documents accumulate and then...

SHRED!!!
SHRED!!!
SHRED!!!

It's very therapeutic. I think it's a genetic thing. My mother loves to use the shredder too. I wonder how I would feel about using a wood chipper. It's sort of like a paper shredder, only much, much bigger! Muahahahaha!!!!
figmentation:
well.. except that I don't like chicken wings... or zombies.


and if you could send me your addy, I will mail your book back to you.
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I bought a shredder last week and I CANNOT STOP SHREDDING SHIT

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

I have filled this big trash can up TWICE with shredded paper. Maybe I have had OCD for shredders the last 20 years and not known it. I obviously need counseling.

shred
shred
shred

I would rather shred than eat; I'm like a PSYCHO with this thing.
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figmentation:
thanks babe... actually I got it. it made my brain puree... would you like some brain puree?

(I'm applying to college today. They have six spots left... I'm excited and nervous.)
bloodbunny:
Love it! It is summer...so there will be plenty of sun for you!
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Does anybody know anything about dreams here?

I ask, because Ambien gives me fucked up dreams. Last night was weird. I was going to write this last night while the iron was hot but I went back to sleep instead, so I don't remember exactly the order in which these dreams occurrred, or they might have even all been the same dream, and there may...
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figmentation:
YAY! thanks for chatting.
figmentation:
happy dreams
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The time has come, I think. I need to go back on depression medication. When everything in your life is so good, and you can't enjoy it...that really sucks. My shrink told me last fall that if I felt like going off drugs, I could give it a try. It's been since the end of November, and I have to say, I don't know how...
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lillithvain:
Morning, just another insomniac moment here... thought I'd drop by and say hello. kiss
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figmentation:
This has been a crap week and weekend.

How's yours???
lillithvain:
Today is national friend day. You've been tagged as one of my friends! (I feel sorry for you).

I consider you my friend.

Ps... It's not a chain letter but you should pass it on to your friends!