dr_john

sample dialogue from guy's night:

"dude, you know what i really like?"
"huh?"
"boobs, really big boobs."

"chips, chips chips, chips, chips..."

"we don't want to fuck her. we just want to get her naked and throw food at her."

"its a simple question. is there any coke at this party?"

"dude, you look great it that fucking hat. you have to wear that all...
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it has been one of those days where i've been up for 12 1/2 hours already and things seem out of place. i'm disoriented and feeling lonely. amy is sick and laying on the couch. that is my spot. i want to read v for vedetta some more. i want a beer.
i've signed myself up for some a nasty weekend. i've volunteered to open...
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looking for a new roommate. any takers? i'm clean and smell nice and i promise i'll be your best friend. please please please come and live with me.

amy is finally back after a wonderful 17 day vacation. it was so nice to not have her around. i know that sounds a bit mean but i felt so much better while she was away.
last night, when she got home, she called her ex-boyfriend/best friend zach and all hell broke loose. she found out that while she was in ghana he eloped with...
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the snow coming down outside looks like a thick cloud of dust. i can't see the trees in front of my house. roommate justin and i are supposed to have a party tonight but i don't think that anyone is actually going to come over. this makes me sort of sad. parties that i organize always seem to explode in my face. halloween 2001, huge...
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i have a new blog devoted to my mind. where you can find random stupid information or random stupid complaining. i think i may start a theme for it but i haven't decided yet. anyway, if you want to check it out please do.

http://smallvictory.blogspot.com

i had this awful dream last night. i was in a hotel room with shuli and we were alone. for some reason we were fighting, which we never do and i started yelling at her and calling her all of these outrageous names. it was like i was picking apart her life but everything i was yelling about didn't actually apply to her so the...
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when i was a child ghostbusters was my favorite movie. my friend michael and i almost had the film memorized and we would recite the lines in my backyard. my favorite scene to do was "we're gonna have to put a little overtime in on this one." which of course is the scene when the ghostbusters first arrive to dana's apartment building for the final...
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not feeling so hot today, i think i may be coming down with something. i feel so empty and wasted, like i have nothing left in me. work was slow so i left early. tried to pick up a second job at hollywood express but ended up settling for a promise of future hiring and hellboy.
when i got home i put on my union...
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i could have carried you longer if i were only given the time. i felt more like myself than i have in ages and i hope you know that. i love you and i want us to be together and happy. i am waiting, here, for you to someday come and rescue me so that i can once again feel what its like to smile...
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