i don't go on dates.
as cool as cock is sometimes, i don't need pics. especially if balls are included.
unless you're putting cock and balls in another boy's mouth.
i'd rather see pictures of a dildo sword in your face while you're asleep.
oh wait...
we totally skipped that whole dating thing. there were never really any REAL dates.
i will poop in your shoes.
and apparently i will also listen to you geek out with logic.
nerd.