These people who don't respect the chip bag anger me. Open the bag, take the chips, then have the decency to roll/fold the top of the bag up or your chips privileges shall be revoked. Especially for the insane people who leave the bag wide open and just leave it, this is an act of a crazy person.
So, last night I was at the bar in the middle of casual conversation and drinking with live music playing in the background. The singer/piano player was actually pretty good doing the acoustic covers. Then, he went into Billy Joel's Piano Man, he really sounded exactly like Joel. This guy, however, changed the lyrics up ever so slightly, brilliantly, in my opinion. Instead of, ''Well...
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Sometimes I get excited when I learn that twice baked potato is being served at a get together. This way I can ask the cook if they fucked up the baking of the potato the first time.