It makes me chuckle when I ask my self imposed house spying on me machine, Alexa, to play Oh Goddammit by Hot Hot Heat on Spotify.
She responds, Oh beeeeeeep on Spotify, then Goddammit is sung multiple times.
As long as Alexa is censored, Godammit is fine to come out of the devices speaker?
We live in a stupid nonsensical world.
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Hey, I came up with a solid corny joke last night. At least I made myself laugh.
Ready?
What do you call a piece of deli meat that is left all alone?
Balonely! Balonely! Get it!
I'm really slapping my knee over here!
I probably heard it years ago somewhere and am unjustly taking credit for it.
Balonely!
While I would love Yard Crashers to fix up my yard, I just don't think I can do all the fake enthusiasm the producers may ask of me. If the enthusiasm was a prerequisite for my yard getting done, I would turn them down.
I have my principles...