People remember different things from their childhood. As for me, I hardly remember anything. However, the one thing I do remember is the time, I must have been around 11, that I was in my local video store. Anyway, this video store had the porn section off to the side wall, for discretion I guess, although anybody, including curious kids like me, can see it just by taking a little walk out of the way. So, as I peaked to take a look, as I always did, I see the big boxes for porn videos, the name on the one of the boxes that caught my eye? None other than Edward Penishands. A title so incredibly catchy that it is still one of the clearest memories from my childhood that I have to this day.
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Hilarious 😂