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So, last night I was at the bar in the middle of casual conversation and drinking with live music playing in the background. The singer/piano player was actually pretty good doing the acoustic covers. Then, he went into Billy Joel's Piano Man, he really sounded exactly like Joel. This guy, however, changed the lyrics up ever so slightly, brilliantly, in my opinion. Instead of, ''Well...
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Sometimes I get excited when I learn that twice baked potato is being served at a get together. This way I can ask the cook if they fucked up the baking of the potato the first time.

While I'm not really a Sci-fi fanboy, I did get around to reading Ready Player One and found it to be pretty fucking good. I loved all the 80s references as well as other references. It was one of the best books I read in awhile. So, naturally, I wanted to check out the movie, especially seeing that Spielberg was directing it, who when I...
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People remember different things from their childhood. As for me, I hardly remember anything. However, the one thing I do remember is the time, I must have been around 11, that I was in my local video store. Anyway, this video store had the porn section off to the side wall, for discretion I guess, although anybody, including curious kids like me, can see it...
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I want to live in a world where, after all the fame went away, Sir Mix a Lot went back to school to become a proctologist. Dr. Mix a Lot has a nice ring to it.

Obviously, he would cater only to big butts.