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I saw a hot young woman today with a rather short and fat young man today. I thought "how do the scuzzy looking guys get hot girls? Are they attracted to filthiness? I had a horrid vision of this fat young man being ridden by this goddess as sweat rolled down her breast. The phrase "portbelly fuckmasters" popped into my head and I felt nauseous....
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You'll go crazy at the circus of value!

Anyone that read that opening statement will know exactly what I've been doing for the past two weeks. Well that's done with and things have calmed down. I saw the new Halloween. I hated it. I think I hated it because it portrayed the main character as killing people because he had an abusive family. This is...
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I'm taking a break from painting. As some of you know, I'm painting the new house. The big move in is tomorrow and today is the last day of painting. I'm taking a break from the painting. I'm glad you can't see me. I'm only wearing jeans. They are splattered with paint. My face, hands, and chests are splattered with red and green paint too....
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As some of you know I've traveled around states a good bit. I've enjoyed most of my time. I can say though there been a couple times what I would rather been shot than be in some of the situations I've been in. I was in one of those situations today. Needless to say, I'm not too happy. I feel like I'm in frenzy. I...
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I have an ex girlfriend that still refers to me as Peter Pan. You may think this is because I can fly. It isn't. It's because she perceives me as the boy who refuses to grow up. This is not because the boxes and boxes of toys in my house, the poor excuse for facial hair I sometimes have or the literal ton (I weighed...
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Things have been good lately. What comes to mind? I saw a couple of really good shows. The first was a group of three bands in a basement in town. They were all good. The last guy, EMOTRON, was part musician, comedian, and side show act. He lit his dick on fire at the end of his show. He used lighter fluid and everything. I...
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So summer is finally here. I have enjoyed it thus far. This is more than you wanna know, but I have installed a pool in the back yard and I skinny dip on a frequent basis around noon when there are no neighbors to see me. It's refreshing and it doesn't even leave a tan line. Also, I finished the new Zelda game. It's fantastic....
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Long before his showbiz career he was known as Mr. Liberace the wood shop teacher.

So what's new with you? Aside from some car trouble things have been fine with me. I saw Spidey three. It was a disappointment. It was all action and very little plot. What plot was there read like an 11 am soap opera. Now I know people disagree, they have...
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Life has been a blast lately. You may know that I catch a lot of shows. Well I went to a venue that I haven't been to in awhile. My friend Cam and I went to a show in a guy's basement. There were 4 bands that played, one of them from Florida. The Florida band was kicked off the radio earlier for cussing. Potty...
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I've always thought I was a normal person. I love people, animals, new places and new adventures. I see myself when I'm 80 in a house on the beach somewhere. I think I have finally found the area where I'm weird, or at least where I have no common sense. I've always been of the mind that if someone looks interesting and you want to...
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