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I have an ex girlfriend that still refers to me as Peter Pan. You may think this is because I can fly. It isn't. It's because she perceives me as the boy who refuses to grow up. This is not because the boxes and boxes of toys in my house, the poor excuse for facial hair I sometimes have or the literal ton (I weighed...
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Things have been good lately. What comes to mind? I saw a couple of really good shows. The first was a group of three bands in a basement in town. They were all good. The last guy, EMOTRON, was part musician, comedian, and side show act. He lit his dick on fire at the end of his show. He used lighter fluid and everything. I...
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So summer is finally here. I have enjoyed it thus far. This is more than you wanna know, but I have installed a pool in the back yard and I skinny dip on a frequent basis around noon when there are no neighbors to see me. It's refreshing and it doesn't even leave a tan line. Also, I finished the new Zelda game. It's fantastic....
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Long before his showbiz career he was known as Mr. Liberace the wood shop teacher.

So what's new with you? Aside from some car trouble things have been fine with me. I saw Spidey three. It was a disappointment. It was all action and very little plot. What plot was there read like an 11 am soap opera. Now I know people disagree, they have...
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Life has been a blast lately. You may know that I catch a lot of shows. Well I went to a venue that I haven't been to in awhile. My friend Cam and I went to a show in a guy's basement. There were 4 bands that played, one of them from Florida. The Florida band was kicked off the radio earlier for cussing. Potty...
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I've always thought I was a normal person. I love people, animals, new places and new adventures. I see myself when I'm 80 in a house on the beach somewhere. I think I have finally found the area where I'm weird, or at least where I have no common sense. I've always been of the mind that if someone looks interesting and you want to...
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Well how goes it? Things go well here. I feel I must apologize for the dourness of my last entry. What can I say? I had a lot on my mind at the time. Things are going great as they usually do. Someone asked me why I stay so happy. I told them because I've no problems. They said everyone has problems. I said not...
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My life is complex. Everyone's is to a degree really, but lately my personal life seems a lot more complicated than normal. Its no ones fault but my own really, I get myself into these things. The one err of altruism is that is can lead you to some strange places. What amazes me is that my chums, the people closest to me, have no...
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Do you ever think of those people who have made a significant impact on your life, but you no longer talk to? I have been thinking of them more and more lately. These are people who impacted your views on things, your taste, and your knowledge. I have always been the kind of person who cuts people out of my life when we split ways....
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Ahh, Valentines Day, My 2nd favorite day of the year. The first is Halloween mind you. I hope everyone had a fucktastic Valentines Day. Mine was great. I look back over the years, especially in junior high and high school and you would be amazed at the often silly things I did to get Valentines Day dates. I remember in 9th grade I was a...
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Ahh, so what's new? If we haven't spoken lately its because I've been busting my balls studying so that I could take the nationwide licensure test to that I can practice in all the states. Well yesterday was test day. I got there and thought it was the wrong place. It was at the H and R block testing center. I walked into a room...
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Ever have one of those days where you just wanna grab your woman, bend her over the nearest surface (floor, couch, table), and fuck all day? Well it's one of those days. I'm not usually quite so honest on the internet, but I figure what the hell. Actually, I'm usually very honest, you just don't know it. In every thing I post there is a...
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