friday night was fuckin hilarious. i was at six corners in wicker park drinkin at a bar with my friends andy, brenden, dan and ashley. it was a beautiful night so the streets were packed with people. we left the bar (pretty drunk) and andy and i went to flash taco around the corner while everyone else was buying hot dogs at a stand outside. flash taco was packed, there had to be at least 60 people in there. we were acting like jackasses while in line and these 2 english guys in front of us said something to andy. he got pissed and started yellin for everyone to shut up. there was dead silence and he yells " congradulations everyone ryan seacrest is at flash taco, ryan seacrest everyone" and started clapping. i looked at the guy and he was a spitting image of seacrest. the whole place erupted in laughter, everyone was laughing. then the guy sucker punched andy in the mouth. i could not believe what happened. i looked at andy and he was spittin blood, i looked at the other guy and he was running out the door. i ran after him and we ran past my friends outside and i yelled " that motherfucker just punched andy." so we all started chasing him. as i'm running i hear dan screaming bloody murder behind me. i look back and he is running in and out of people with this huge fuckin knife held in the air screaming " i'm gonna stab that fucker." i started laughing and had to stop running cause my broken rib was killin me. but the guy was too fast and got away. i catch up to everyone and i'm like "who's the new guy." it was the other english guy, he ran with us the whole time. so we make him take us to the other guys house. we walked for about 45 minutes and the guy swore he was taking us to his house. i stopped and huddled everyone around (except the english guy) and said "look, this guy is fucking with us. he is leading us on a wild goose chase, lets just kick his ass." so everyone agrees and we turn around to kick this guys ass and he is gone. dan, with the knife still in his hand "ohh man, i was next in line for a hotdog." all we could do was laugh about it. it was like a cartoon or something.
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