BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WILL BE DRUNK AND SLEEP-DEPRIVED AT THE AIRPORT IN T-MINUS 3 HRS AND COUNTING!
AND I WILL BE DRUNKER YET AND EVEN MORE SLEEP-DEPRIVED IN CALIFORNIA IN APPROXIMATELY 11 HRS!
BUT BEFORE ANY OF THIS I WILL BE DRUNK AND SLEEP-DEPRIVED ON M.A.R.T.A.! (Atlanta's poorly-conceived, underfunded mass transit system, for those of y'all that live in cities with actual subways & whatnot.)
BUT RIGHT NOW I AM DRUNK AND SLEEP-DEPRIVED ON THIS DAMN THING, AND THERE'S STILL LOTS OF SHAVING TO BE DONE! AND THEN I HAVE TO CONTINUE DRINKING AND BEGIN PACKING!
SO GOODNIGHT, GOOD LUCK, GOOD MORNING, AND HUZZAH! TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!
IF THEY ACTUALLY LET ME ON THE FLIGHT, I MAY JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT WHAT PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS TOLD ME ABOUT ME BEING INTIMIDATING . . .
I WILL BE DRUNK AND SLEEP-DEPRIVED AT THE AIRPORT IN T-MINUS 3 HRS AND COUNTING!
AND I WILL BE DRUNKER YET AND EVEN MORE SLEEP-DEPRIVED IN CALIFORNIA IN APPROXIMATELY 11 HRS!
BUT BEFORE ANY OF THIS I WILL BE DRUNK AND SLEEP-DEPRIVED ON M.A.R.T.A.! (Atlanta's poorly-conceived, underfunded mass transit system, for those of y'all that live in cities with actual subways & whatnot.)
BUT RIGHT NOW I AM DRUNK AND SLEEP-DEPRIVED ON THIS DAMN THING, AND THERE'S STILL LOTS OF SHAVING TO BE DONE! AND THEN I HAVE TO CONTINUE DRINKING AND BEGIN PACKING!
SO GOODNIGHT, GOOD LUCK, GOOD MORNING, AND HUZZAH! TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!
IF THEY ACTUALLY LET ME ON THE FLIGHT, I MAY JUST HAVE TO ACCEPT WHAT PEOPLE HAVE ALWAYS TOLD ME ABOUT ME BEING INTIMIDATING . . .
violently:
now that is a drink i would be happy to make you. dude i will be in the atl in less than a month, we are getting shitty and going to a strip joint for serious.