downcaste

thanx for requesting my friendship, was curious why though.......there is so little here about you, no pics? no info? who is behind the mystery man?

So how is life, sweetie? Dog treating you okay?

I was talking to my friend in Florida the other day. We were talking about Elvis weddings in Vegas and he said he wanted to get married that way and we started making these plans because we figure we could get a two-for-one deal or something. I know who I would marry (my boyfriend just lies on the bed and ignores me during these conversations lest he somehow *encourages* me), but I didn't know about my friend because he is chronically single.

He thinks about it for a moment and says, "My dog. She's the only loyal girl I know."

(Luckily they are open-minded in Vegas...)