douglasmartin

DRUNK CUSTOMER: so, sweetie. how many girlfriends do you have?
ME: zero.
DRUNK CUSTOMER: why's that? you seem like a ladykiller.
ME: i'm saving myself for jennifer aniston.
DRUNK CUSTOMER: you know she's getting married to john mayer, right?
ME: you're being pessimistic. hollywood relationships never last.
DRUNK CUSTOMER (scribbles phone number on a receipt from another store, then passes it to me): well, if you ever stop chasing that dream, give me a call.





have i ever told you guys how much i fucking love my job?