COUPLE MORE CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger; it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in the face that day.
If you unscramble the letter in "Chuck Norris", you get "Huck corn, sir." That is why every fall, Chuck Norris travels to Nebraska and burns the entire state down.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Aliens to exist. They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent
It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him.
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger; it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked in the face that day.
If you unscramble the letter in "Chuck Norris", you get "Huck corn, sir." That is why every fall, Chuck Norris travels to Nebraska and burns the entire state down.
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
Aliens to exist. They are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked about this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."