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COUPLE MORE CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.

Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent

It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to...
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One last Saturday night at the club. Can't believe it's here. Never thought I'd see the day. I hope it's somewhere as close to good tonight as it was last night.

Put up some pics if anyone is interested. Just some random ones I've taken recently. Tell me what you think!

R.I.P. Asylum

Well, looks like the club is just about done. I'm going to be DJing next weekend and maybe a few weeks after that then probably we will be closing soon after. It's funny, when I started there we'd get over 1,000 people a night through the door on a Saturday, and this past few months (last night for example) there were like 30...
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RANDOM CHUCK NORRIS FACTS: THOUGHT I'D START THIS JOURNAL OUT THE RIGHT WAY HAHA

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris...
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