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So I leave my house this morning and the first person I see is a homeless person "skiing" down the sidewalk.

I then pull up next to a bike that's rider is dressed entirely in pink, with her pink bike, pink helmet,pink shoes...only to realize that she is probably about 70 and is doing her damndest to imitate shirley temple. Pink lipstick caked onto her...
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So normally i get these fucking horrible songs in my head...some terrible pop country thing or commercial jingle

but the last couple days i've had a song by one of my favorite bands in my head.....and i can't help but think it's both funny and a little disturbing.

"and when i leave your house i smell
of sex and i know i'm a pervert because...
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Random thought of the day:

Alright...so a bunch of us need to get rascal scooters and buy matching leather jackets that say....i don't know....

Fog City Hoodlums
or
Bridge Bastards
or
Rainbow Killers (or is that too gay?)

and we can cruise around town, very slowly, and look menacing while we block traffic because we can't make it across the intersections in time... not that...
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I fuck up this updating thing alot

i mean a lot

seriously....i mean a lot

yeah...it's that bad

i'm a fucking idjit

So i normally park my car amongst the homeless, prostitutes and dealers and i've had no problems. I'm in Nob Hill for a few hours and goodbye passenger window.

the crackheads took an ipod, a car charger, a pair of $5 sunglasses and a half full bottle of coke?

i'm actually more annoyed at having to get a new window than anything else....but at least...
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Just like a drunk palomino stuck on a tilt-a-whirl

If anyone is ready for the best 18-21 minutes of music you've seen....

the Dwarves are in town on the 30th

How is it that a place can make so much difference on your mood?

I've lived in 8 different cities and each place has a different feel and puts me in a a completely unique mood.

happy to leave LA...damned glad to be in SF

addendum: Maybe its because of my midwest upbringing but I find it mildly disturbing to walk into a store and...
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1) there is a certain point where you wonder if you've stopped changing...if this is the way you're going to be from now on.
2)then you realize that you've thought this quite a few times in the past
3)then you realize how short term your memory is
4)then you wonder where you put your pants

and now reading this you wonder if you should keep...
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