you've gotta love a book that starts:
"her name was bullwinkle. we called her that because she had a face like a moose. but tommy, even though he could get any girl he wanted on the sunset strip, would not break up with her. he loved her and wanted to marry her, he kept telling us, because she could spray her cum across the room"
just started reading "motley crue: the dirt"...it seemed so loaded with debauchery and wild tales that i just had to read it...so far it's been pretty engaging...
i have re-discovered a candy bar so delicious i can't believe i haven't had one in so long...Reese's NutRageous candy bars are a MUST for any peanut/peanut butter/chocolate lover...now that halloween is near, it means FUN SIZE NutRageous galore!
"her name was bullwinkle. we called her that because she had a face like a moose. but tommy, even though he could get any girl he wanted on the sunset strip, would not break up with her. he loved her and wanted to marry her, he kept telling us, because she could spray her cum across the room"
just started reading "motley crue: the dirt"...it seemed so loaded with debauchery and wild tales that i just had to read it...so far it's been pretty engaging...

i have re-discovered a candy bar so delicious i can't believe i haven't had one in so long...Reese's NutRageous candy bars are a MUST for any peanut/peanut butter/chocolate lover...now that halloween is near, it means FUN SIZE NutRageous galore!

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You can't feel blue when you're wearing red!!!
FEEL RED!!