has anyone figured out how to slow down time while still having fun? i mean, time seems to draaaaaaag when you're bored but when you're having fun it flies. so if i have fun today, it'll be monday before i know it and i'll have to go back to work. 
nooooooooooooo!
nooooooooooooo!
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Some guys only need "finger condoms".
[Edited on Feb 02, 2004 6:39AM]
I could use some.
Then there's the Deflowering by Alyce Wittenstein,
where people wear fullbody condoms to have sex...