It's a very strange day indeed when you catch me buying towels at fortunoff and my 18 year old sister has to remind me how the theme for Hogan's Heroes goes. But in my defense, it was over the drum rolling and the sticking. And fortunoff is going out of business so you better believe they gotta deal with my doc martin wearing, red and black haired, bandana clad self buying designer towels on the cheap and there's not a damn thing their snooty little pouty faces can do about it. 