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Holy crap tomorrow is the big day!
I'm finally going to be able to see without glasses or contacts for the first time in 18 years!

Am i allowed to cry? Im so fucking excited, butterflies and all!
mmm, maybe crying isn't a good idea tomorrow, might screw them up all over again

Trust me kids, its a big fuckin' deal. Anyone who wants to question what my world looks like without them can look through my glasses after i get them done. Or go smear a thick layer on vaseline over your tv and tell me what it looks like. I am not responsible for your ruined television if you are moved to do so.

No more spending ridiculous amounts of money on frames and lenses or having to wait for sales to avoid doing so, no more annoying cleaning routines or freaking out when something gets into my contact lens, being able to go swim in the damn ocean without someone leading me there over the sand, no more panicking if i cant find my glasses in the morning or squinting to see what time it is on my clock 2 feet away from me..

ugh, so fucking awesome. I cannot fucking wait.