I think i'm the only person in the history of ever who is actually looking forward to getting a wisdom tooth pulled. The cool part is, there's no needles going in my mouth, no gas. I'm going under via IV. I've been freaking my mom out saying i'm goin' in for a non-lethal injection. She doesn't think it's as cool or as amusing as i do.
I can't wait to get this fucker out. It's been the biggest asshole since...well...i'm not obliged to say
I can't wait to get this fucker out. It's been the biggest asshole since...well...i'm not obliged to say

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i always wake up with dollar bills stuck in my pants.