In a way, i kinda miss snow days just because no one ever expected anything from you. And i also didn't have to wait until 6:00 to shovel everything. The latter being the thing i miss the most. You would think my sister's husband (they live next door) would help my parents out but no. He waits until its dark out so he can do it in shorts. Fucking weird.
Also a fun little thing i've noticed about women in public bathrooms or in this case, an office bathroom. They have those little seat covers for the germophobes. But apparently chicks hover, because they fear the piss on the seat, but there's piss on the seat, because they're hovering. It's a vicious cycle. You go in, you look down, if there's piss, ya clean it, its not like the thing is soaked in it (and if it is, you move on to another stall) and you do your business. If it truly bothers you, take a shower later. I never knew going to the bathroom was an olympic sport for some broads. Good lord.
In other news, i got to babysit everyone's kids in the office today due to said snowday. It was the cutest fucking thing ever and wouldn't you know i didn't go all vagina and start longing for one of my own. I have a feeling when i get older and i become an aunt and when all my friends start having kids, i'm gonna be the aunt they warn their kids about. Don't listen to Aunt Dose. But she gives us candies and lets us watch the discovery channel!
That i can't wait for. i already pretty much raised a kid and i did it with the paranoia of a new mother and she turned out a-ok. Now i can relax and start corrupting!
Also a fun little thing i've noticed about women in public bathrooms or in this case, an office bathroom. They have those little seat covers for the germophobes. But apparently chicks hover, because they fear the piss on the seat, but there's piss on the seat, because they're hovering. It's a vicious cycle. You go in, you look down, if there's piss, ya clean it, its not like the thing is soaked in it (and if it is, you move on to another stall) and you do your business. If it truly bothers you, take a shower later. I never knew going to the bathroom was an olympic sport for some broads. Good lord.
In other news, i got to babysit everyone's kids in the office today due to said snowday. It was the cutest fucking thing ever and wouldn't you know i didn't go all vagina and start longing for one of my own. I have a feeling when i get older and i become an aunt and when all my friends start having kids, i'm gonna be the aunt they warn their kids about. Don't listen to Aunt Dose. But she gives us candies and lets us watch the discovery channel!
That i can't wait for. i already pretty much raised a kid and i did it with the paranoia of a new mother and she turned out a-ok. Now i can relax and start corrupting!
notoriouscat:
ha ha! check out my first 'makes me happy' on my profile. that is from my original profile, i should change it because we never get snow days here, but in a way it makes the concept more of a treat.
tadzi:
i never knew you were into jazz. do you lactate alcohol too?