dose

Few quick things as they pop in my head, just for shits, giggles and laughs.

-No more work for 6 days
-I got a new car on saturday. Chevy Cobalt. And it kicks your ass so hard i know some of you will be talking shit for a week
-I'm on Busar. And it works like a dream. It gives me back my ability to be an asshole to people.
-Yea, i like football, fuck you get over it
-I just watched some really bad porn
-Ever wonder what I would look like as Hunter S. Thompson? You shouldn't

-Speaking of writers, guess who kicked NaNoWriMo's ass this year? Not bad for a newbie

-I have a brand new, sealed in package Wahl beard and mustache trimmer. Clearly, i don't need it. So if you want to take it off my hands to use for yourself or as a christmas gift for someone, PM me and we shall discuss.
-I got a new "little black dress". I cannot wait for an excuse to wear it and hopefully, it's an occasion where at the end of the night i'll have some fun taking it off.

Oh, and everyone enjoy gorging themselves and then making my life hell by mass flocking to every and all retail outlets. yes, even Feces Farm. Someones been bad this year. Sickos.

But in all seriousness, all you selfish bastards better be somewhat thankful for something. A job, a roof over your head, your health, a day or two off of work, that stainless steel buttplug your grandma got you for your birthday, i dont care. Just humor me.