AUGH! My skin! It buuuuuuuuuurns! 
I have the eastern european features but curse this fair irish skin!
Why did i think that wearing this
I have the eastern european features but curse this fair irish skin!
Why did i think that wearing this
for 9 hours in the sun would make for ok tan lines. i look weird. and i cant be nude in my backyard to fix it!
ah well, worse and funnier things have happened. 
oldno7:
An Irish person on the beach is like putting a fork in the microwave. Im Irish too you have my sympathy. my dad and his friend rode their harleys to Washington d.c. and back and got sunburn around their sunglasses.