I need to get something off my chest.
i am extremely aware that i am a bit of a cocky asshole. i kinda pride myself on it. i always speak my mind, whether you, me, the pope, your mom or anyone else wants to hear it or not. and in the end more people have loved me for it than not. but here's the key thing. i've got TACT. and i'm oh so classy at it. if something irks me, and i mean REALLY irks me, then you'll hear about it. i've gotten so thick skinned from the stupid shit i let myself get pulled through think twice about looking for a reaction. find a better way to spend your time than bringing me down.
also, my self image is FAR from perfect. i don't walk around thinking i'm hot shit or i'm god's gift to men or that i can bed whatever dick i want. in fact, most people who know me well will tell you i'm way too fucking hard and critical on myself. with that being said, im probably more comfortable in my own skin and accepting of my flaws that most shallow little girls will ever be. i fucking love my beer gut, i earned that son of a bitch. i can carry myself well, i'm not a fucking sloppy mess and baby THAT'S whats so fucking sexy about me. oh and believe it or not, there's a brain between these fucking ears. a dangerous one to boot.
I hide my issues, insecurities and flaws behind my humor. im raunchy and quick witted. it's just the way i am, it's my coping mechanism, it's how i fucking deal. there are too many shitheads that take life (nevermind themselves) too fucking seriously. i do not aim to be downright mean, but fuck if you cant laugh at yourself or take a joke, well fuck you then. I do my best to be real agreeable and get along with everyone, i'm real friendly by nature, but if you dont like me, i'm not gonna chase you down and force you to change your mind, but do me a favor and remove me from your mouth and your mind if thats the case and save us both some time.
at heart, i'm really a sweet natured big hearted fun loving broad. but i won't campaign for your attention, friendship and i certainly wont try and convince people that never even met me that i'm this that and the other thing. i'm 22, i dont have time to sit around and fucking save face or defend my reputation because at the end of the day, you don't like it, tough titties, move on. that's just how it is.
i am extremely aware that i am a bit of a cocky asshole. i kinda pride myself on it. i always speak my mind, whether you, me, the pope, your mom or anyone else wants to hear it or not. and in the end more people have loved me for it than not. but here's the key thing. i've got TACT. and i'm oh so classy at it. if something irks me, and i mean REALLY irks me, then you'll hear about it. i've gotten so thick skinned from the stupid shit i let myself get pulled through think twice about looking for a reaction. find a better way to spend your time than bringing me down.
also, my self image is FAR from perfect. i don't walk around thinking i'm hot shit or i'm god's gift to men or that i can bed whatever dick i want. in fact, most people who know me well will tell you i'm way too fucking hard and critical on myself. with that being said, im probably more comfortable in my own skin and accepting of my flaws that most shallow little girls will ever be. i fucking love my beer gut, i earned that son of a bitch. i can carry myself well, i'm not a fucking sloppy mess and baby THAT'S whats so fucking sexy about me. oh and believe it or not, there's a brain between these fucking ears. a dangerous one to boot.
I hide my issues, insecurities and flaws behind my humor. im raunchy and quick witted. it's just the way i am, it's my coping mechanism, it's how i fucking deal. there are too many shitheads that take life (nevermind themselves) too fucking seriously. i do not aim to be downright mean, but fuck if you cant laugh at yourself or take a joke, well fuck you then. I do my best to be real agreeable and get along with everyone, i'm real friendly by nature, but if you dont like me, i'm not gonna chase you down and force you to change your mind, but do me a favor and remove me from your mouth and your mind if thats the case and save us both some time.
at heart, i'm really a sweet natured big hearted fun loving broad. but i won't campaign for your attention, friendship and i certainly wont try and convince people that never even met me that i'm this that and the other thing. i'm 22, i dont have time to sit around and fucking save face or defend my reputation because at the end of the day, you don't like it, tough titties, move on. that's just how it is.
stiles:
Sounds like someone needed a talking to...