I'm a fast reader. I devour words on page and screen alike. However, this can lead to some odd misreads at times. Today's was relatively harmless. I had purchased something at Amazon for my niece's birthday, and they sent me an email asking me to rate the transaction. the subject line read: will you please rate your transaction ... I read it as You WILL...
Read More
Read More
galaxy42:
You VILL eat deese cookies... and you VILL LIKE IT!


I'm bored. And probably a little lonely on this extremely dreary Tuesday evening. So, my dear SG friends, validate me as only online acquaintances can! Tell me how much you adore me after reading my dribbles of less than 24 hours.
G'wan. You know ya wanna. Or at least give me a cookie.
G'wan. You know ya wanna. Or at least give me a cookie.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
dorei:
Hrm. My first response would be to say "I'm a waffle man!" But, I'll take the chocolate chip. 

Pole dancing class tonight! I almost forgot! Whee 
And the only reason I remembered is because Dr. Feelgood asked to be my special friend, and our routine is to Motley Crue's Dr. Feelgood.

And the only reason I remembered is because Dr. Feelgood asked to be my special friend, and our routine is to Motley Crue's Dr. Feelgood.

VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
drfeelgood:
MMMMMM. Glad I could help! Can we get pics? MIILF on a pole. Quite nice!
galaxy42:
Pole dancing is good, but I fail to see how cookies will enter into the picture... You had a great theme going with those for a couple of posts.
The dog woke me up at the ungodly hour of 6 o'fucking clock in the morning. I was most put out. (heh heh. she said "put out") And now I'm awake. I'm contemplating going in to work early. Being out quite a bit these last couple of weeks means I'm rather behind on a number of things, most notably payroll. Oh and payroll taxes. Oops....
Read More
Read More
goodbyespell:
Happy Tuesday!
And thanks for the request.
And thanks for the request.
It's been a hectic day here in our household. My sons have gone back to Texas with their dad, and it's just me in the house this evening.
I'm finding myself to be a bit out of sorts tonight. Perhaps I should go looking for cookies. Or perhaps I should get the hydrogen peroxide. It's the least I can do.
I'm finding myself to be a bit out of sorts tonight. Perhaps I should go looking for cookies. Or perhaps I should get the hydrogen peroxide. It's the least I can do.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
galaxy42:
Thanks. I haven't seen the rest of Oregon, but the little bit of the Portland area I saw was beautiful.
Cookies...peroxide.. either way it sounds like you're in for a good night, I'd say.
Cookies...peroxide.. either way it sounds like you're in for a good night, I'd say.
elvis:
yeah Front royal is a shit hole. Next time I will just stay in Funchester btw welcome to SG
Kinkiest soccer mom on the net, looking for a really good mind fuck, or cookies.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
oracle:
i like cookies too
goodbyespell:
Love it!
Welcome to SG Land...
Welcome to SG Land...