Happy 8th of july everyone! omg. America. Or something......?
Yea...my thing tonight was giving everybody nicknames...even if I didn't know them. It didn't work out very well.
There was this really huge fit/buff dude at the bar next to me tonight and he ordered a vodka cranberry. I looked at him and said "what's up cran-unit?!?!"
He literally flexed his eyebrows and said "what the fuck did you just say?"
I turned to my right and looked at my buddy josh and said, " Dude....you gotta get me outta here asap."
Thanks marijuana.
Yea...my thing tonight was giving everybody nicknames...even if I didn't know them. It didn't work out very well.
There was this really huge fit/buff dude at the bar next to me tonight and he ordered a vodka cranberry. I looked at him and said "what's up cran-unit?!?!"
He literally flexed his eyebrows and said "what the fuck did you just say?"
I turned to my right and looked at my buddy josh and said, " Dude....you gotta get me outta here asap."
Thanks marijuana.