Is it wierd that i still think all the chuck norris jokes are the most hilarious fucking things ever?!
here are a few:
also......i fucking hate it when drunk people can't just set aside their problems for one night and have fun. Getting fucked up is no longer fun. I swear to god if I see any more douchebags in MY bar wearing Affliction and/or Tapout t-shirts trying to start shit everyone.....i'm going to lose my FUCKING MIND!!!
I really dig the new pearl jam cd.
I woke up today with some chicks birthday cake in the back seat of my car. It was delicious. Don't ask.
Ate buffet at pizza hut today. Our waitress never returned with our check so we just left. Thanks P-Hut.
i can't stand those little japanese beetles. They smell like ass and they bite.
Would you orally pleasure yourself if you could?
We thought we were gonna get pulled over and we were talking about how we would totally blow a police officer to get out of a ticket. I'm a straight male.
I hate doing laundry.
If the moon was made of bleu cheese would you eat it? I would...I'd smother it in brown mustard and relish.
I got a new phone. I got the droid. It does pretty much everything. By pretty much, I mean it doesn't wipe my ass or take out the garbage or give me a hand job when I'm bored...but nonetheless...it's pretty cool.
"Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting. Hunting indicates the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing."
-sorry had to throw one more on there....ha I'm a douche.
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