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"and we're gonna have the Hap Hap Happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap danced with Danny FUCKIN Kay!!"


if anyone knows where that quote came from i will give you a cookie.



Oh..and hope everyone had a good one!!

bring on the new year motha fucka.


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balls....

HI.

its muh burfday and im 22.


i love you all.

im wasted.

weee.

so uh....yea..



im moving to L.A. FEB. 1st.


and im fucking stoked...but at the same time a little intimidated.



my life has been one straight line since i was born.
This needs to change. And it finally is.



thoughts? suggestions? congratulations?

i need to hear comments...and if you're from california please pipe up!

get my septum re-pierced?


yes?

no?


Maybe so?


tell me what you mother truckers think.


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I like to party

I never thought i'd be ready for something again but i guess i could handle it. I'm really content with how things are going right now except...when i lay down at night to go to sleep there is nobody there next to me..nobody that i can text dirty and nasty or lovey and dovey thoughts to. I want a girl that's as devious as the...
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Gah....im hairy. Oh and i hate Menards.



and i have some of the best friends ever. My buddy drove out of town to pick up a new cell phone for me while i was at work. i offered him gas money but he refused and said just buy him a drink or get him a date with my mom. After twisting his nipple off I...
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