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Tuesday Apr 05, 2011

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I work in retail therefore I am constantly coming into contact with stupid humans. However yesterday I encountered one that made my day and possibly my week. Also I work in a music/movie/game store....
So our store is covered in posters of bands and actors and movies, I mean COVERED. Its a bit overwhelming.
I was standing up at the front register with Geoff my best friend who also works there and these kids come in. 2 girls and 2 boys, the boys are wearing baggy sweatpants and jerseys and one of them has their hat completely turned to the side. The walk in and go immediately towards the posters that we have for sell and then almost instantly the sideways hat wearing one turns around and is marching towards us like he is on a mission. Geoff says to me, "I almost dont even want to help him with his stupid hat turned completely sideways..." and I replied, "yeah maybe I will just straighten it out for him and then answer his question." So he approaches us and says angrily,"So you guys are big in discrimination here?" Geoff and I look at each other with confused looks on our faces I said, "Excuse me?" He then replied, "That ICP poster on the wall over there, you cut out *insert name for ICP clown here* face and put Justin Beiber's face in it and then wrote ICB. I am officially offended!!!" And while saying this he is holding up his ICP medallion to us as if it is some sort of membership card. And this kid wasnt just upset, he was LIVID.
Geoff and I couldnt help ourselves and we both just burst out laughing!!!! OH my god it was so funny. This only made him more angry and he then informed us, "I will be calling corporate on your asses!!" More laughing..
"Yeah you just keep laughing BITCHES! Youre lucky I dont climb up there and rip it off the wall." ROTF!!!>>>>>OMG best thing ever. I yelled to him, "I'd like to see you try and PLEASE DO call corporate!!"

Therefore the rest of the time he was in there he was maddoggin' us and we had to watch him ever so closely for stealing. AND just to clarify that we don't "dicriminate" against juggalos in general (althought if we did I can honestly say that I would not care.) We have a picture of Audrey Hepburn with a hitler stache drawn on her, a picture of gerarld butler from 300 with his front tooth blacked out and a monocle on, and lets not forget James Dean who now is the proud owner of Natalie Portman's head from Black swan. Thats just a few...we get bored. What can i say?...anyhow i hope you guys enjoyed this storytime episode of juggalos gone wild. See yanext time. OH and here is the poster. I have to say....ITS FUCKING FUNNY
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bistro:
I would have punched his sideways wearing hat ass in the throat... thank god I don't work in customer service ^_^
Apr 5, 2011
mono_666:
hahahahahahahaha
Apr 7, 2011

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