last night consisted of my friends and i telling stories about when we all met. too bad all the sories about me went a lot like man i hated you when i first met you. why do i bring out that jealous idiot girl in most girls? i dont do anything to them. i have never been the girl that steals other girls boyfriends. i have never slept with any of my guy friends who have girlfriends. for some reason girls just dont like me at first and then when they take the time to get to know me they feel bad for being such a dumbass. oh well. by far the winner story goes to me and my friend dave meeting. i showed up at his house with a mutual friend to buy weed from him to go to a party and have a blunt rolling competition..haha i got 2nd only because dave stuffed half an ounce of weed into a single blunt..what great friends i have.
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doomie:
you have a penis..therefore duh
blargzilla:
They can't handle the competition! Maybe you intimidate them?