or ya know, try and pour one down my pant leg
Went to the Renaissance Festival. It was really fun, the day flew by too fast. This guy wins:
The weekend before I saw something amazing I never thought I would see. I went to watch Thrasher skate and it was cool and all, then we noticed dude on a unicycle.
f'ril.
He was fucking dropping in and everything, it was crazy. It was impossible to look away, he was doing all of these balancing tricks, and grinding on shit with the foot pedals.... I have really never seen anything like it.
And, just in case anyone was wondering, my feet work like crack for cats, apparently.
the silly creature just rubs and twitches all over my feet, even though I am allergic and usually regret allowing this to happen, it's funny.
Ciao lovelies 
tulibo dibu douchooo