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Wednesday Feb 20, 2008

Feb 20, 2008
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My family is hilarious.

So, a little while back my mom sends out an e-mail, warning the family about a scam where somebody calls pretending to be a jury coordinator, only they are trying to scam you out of your social security number. Anyway, in response to this my brother (ex-SG member, Moist) sends this reply back to everyone in my family:


I got a call similar to this. Only the guy kept insisting that he could get me out of Jury Duty if I would "Talk him off". I'm not sure what he meant by that, but every time I said anything he started mumbling the word "slut" and something else about my throat. I don't know, he was really hard to understand. Apparently he "spunked" the warrant or something, whatever that means. I guess I won't be going to prison! Anyway, thanks for the heads up! Love you guys!



then my sister responded after my brother to all of us, and her reply was simply:


I got the same call, but they said my brother was a slut. Weird..



I can't begin to tell you how hard this exchange made me laugh. Goofy bastards



Today is a half day at work for me, the boyfriend said he wants to take me to lunch and a movie when he gets home, so I'm pretty stoked on that. He also picked up the new Vanity Fair with beautiful recreation of Hitchcock film moments for me. Sweet, eh?

I finally got my college diploma in the mail also. Its so...official. Just need to get it framed, so I can hang it up. Pretty excited to have it finally.

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thrasher:
I'm seriously scared
Feb 27, 2008
machiko:
blush
thank you gorgeous biggrin

lol i love that misheard lyrics of pantera, i cried when i saw it and HAD to share it with your beautiful self smile

xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Feb 28, 2008

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