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I am back from my wild and crazy cruise. I have decided instead of trying to describe the vacation, I will provide you with a collection of memorable quotes and commonly repeated phrases heard between my crew and I on the trip. (I'll post pics on my next update, I am surprised I am even pulling this much off right now.)

---"How much would you hate me if I kept asking you 'are we there yet' all the way to LA?" --- "I'd only hate you for about 15 minutes til I punch you out, then I'd like you again"

---"It'll be a race to see who goes overboard first, the wig or you"

---"That lady looks like one of the stages of Donovan's demise!"

---"Mystery boob-weed"

---"That grab bar in the shower is perfect for fucking a 12 year old"

---"I've always wanted to incorporate keys into my lovemaking"

---"I finally heard you fart"

---"I'm like Dog the bounty hunter - I hunt 'em down and bring 'em in"

---"What's cards?"

---"I'd be totally sober if it wasn't for this couch"

---"It goes away when I swallow"

---"I bashed my head in the table"

---"I am the drunkest person on this boat! (Or red shoes is)"

So there you have it. I realize this makes no sense, but there are too many stories, this makes more sense to me til there are photos to show.