ok, so i made these dumb south park pictures today, but they are cracking me up, and i showed them to a couple other people who also agrees they are funny, so i will share them with you. (if you are one of the people, don't get offended it is meant to be funny. i do this out of love....and boredom)
first, here is me:...
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yay! i am officially done with all the hard crappy work for this week, and have very little school work to worry about until after thanksgiving. a break!! to celebrate today after class i am getting a bottle of wine and relaxing with a few of my favorite things. fuck yeah. maybe a little more of the first season of 24 thrown in, plus some...
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emperor_norton:
Greatest rider request ever: "Somebody dressed as Bob Hope".
vorbei:
know someone in the YYY vid
I had a great day today. How was yours? Good I hope
I pretty much started the day off in a good mood, then went to school and got a test back - I got a 90%!!! I was shocked, cause after I took it I was pretty much preparing myself for a B or a C, so the A really took me by surprise....
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I pretty much started the day off in a good mood, then went to school and got a test back - I got a 90%!!! I was shocked, cause after I took it I was pretty much preparing myself for a B or a C, so the A really took me by surprise....
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thenewpope:
i wonder if the son would be upset that people are poking his remains?
emperor_norton:
I'll be back @ SGLand on Friday (that's as ASAP as I can get).
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starstruk:
Thanks for your words of advice. It was much appreciated.
(Ps. You are also super adorable!)
(Ps. You are also super adorable!)
emperor_norton:
Look on the bright side: seeing as how much of a success "To Catch A Predator" is, its only a matter of time before my "To Catch A Sleazy TV Executive" series proposal gets the greenlight.
doolittle:
what do you think
padre:
You guys look like a lot of fun 
would somebody please buy me a ticket for this? it looks like fun. come on let's go!!
i got so drunk last night. i actually blacked out. there is a huge chunk of time that i do not remember at all. basically, the whole time at jupes is a question mark in my brain. hopefully i didn't say/do anything too dumb. ugh. i hate...
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i got so drunk last night. i actually blacked out. there is a huge chunk of time that i do not remember at all. basically, the whole time at jupes is a question mark in my brain. hopefully i didn't say/do anything too dumb. ugh. i hate...
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vorbei:
omg! we used to watch that at work all the time! i have this big picture on my cubicle i made that says 'GANGSTA CRIZZABS!' this one is so much funnier then the x-men one.
vorbei:
here's the piks of you, michael and mike
the image quality is ultra shitty.

the image quality is ultra shitty.

*** edited to congratulate my fellow arizona voters, we are the first state to reject the gay marriage ban!!! excellent work!!
so much studying. so much school work. i will be glad when these next few big things are over and done with. almost there, i guess.
got cable, thats nice. i haven't really had time to enjoy it yet, but i am sure i...
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so much studying. so much school work. i will be glad when these next few big things are over and done with. almost there, i guess.
got cable, thats nice. i haven't really had time to enjoy it yet, but i am sure i...
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herotozero:
"burninating the peasants"
esther:
so when are you moving into my pocket so i can see you every day?
well well well. looks like in a month my life will be very cheap, and very cramped. i mentioned that my brother matt is moved in here. well, i just got off the phone with my best friend matt e, and he is going to be moving in probably mid december as well. so i will be living with two matts. my house is pretty...
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ojai:
thank you and happy unbirthday to you........liquid marijuana is a really good drink at the applebeees i went to tonihgt......
giulio:
Time to eat some pillow.
happy halloween!
things have been pretty good, this was a fun weekend. went to some really fun halloween parties dressed as rainbow brite (one of my favorite childhood cartoons). if you want to scope them out, i uploaded a few pics from the weekend here on sg. good times.
on friday i went to t.s.o.l. with vorbei. that ended up being a rad show....
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things have been pretty good, this was a fun weekend. went to some really fun halloween parties dressed as rainbow brite (one of my favorite childhood cartoons). if you want to scope them out, i uploaded a few pics from the weekend here on sg. good times.
on friday i went to t.s.o.l. with vorbei. that ended up being a rad show....
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norritt:
thanks! nice costume very kawaii
now im hungry for tots
now im hungry for tots
This week started off so stressful, but is really good now. On Sunday, I was struggling most of the day trying to finish a paper, and my brain WOULD NOT WORK. It really sucked, cause the paper was due Tuesday. Then Monday I had a nice morning, relaxed a little, and the rest of the day I worked on the paper and got it AND...
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herotozero:
no pictures yet...been to rainy and windy
I did watch a sea turtle stare at me while it took a three hour shit on the beach though...that's what hawaii is all about
oh yeah, look at this shit I found...
I did watch a sea turtle stare at me while it took a three hour shit on the beach though...that's what hawaii is all about
oh yeah, look at this shit I found...
vorbei:
haha that stance he gets into when he gets in character is just downright CREEPY!
i decided to skip out on the job today. not especially hungover or anything, just woke up in a funk. can't seem to shake it.
oh well.
ladies night was last night - that was pretty amazing. what happens at girls night stays at girls night, but i can say that it was one of the funniest nights i have had in a long time....
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ladies night was last night - that was pretty amazing. what happens at girls night stays at girls night, but i can say that it was one of the funniest nights i have had in a long time....
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annamei:
don't lie, you ♥ my tic tacs! its like 90% shot 5% energy drink 5% anna lovin
emperor_norton:
That Dead Milkmen paper doll is awesome! I'd print it out and try to assemble my own just for shits'n'giggles, but you would be amazed by the kind of havoc I can wreak with a pair of scissors and some glue. It isn't pretty.
That Dead Milkmen paper doll is awesome! I'd print it out and try to assemble my own just for shits'n'giggles, but you would be amazed by the kind of havoc I can wreak with a pair of scissors and some glue. It isn't pretty.
i sucked at darts tonight
but finding this video made me happy
i feel STOOOOOOOPID.
ok edited: i added this to a thread this morning, and i just want to toot my own horn, i think i may have created the perfect list. opinions?
but finding this video made me happy
i feel STOOOOOOOPID.
ok edited: i added this to a thread this morning, and i just want to toot my own horn, i think i may have created the perfect list. opinions?
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norritt:
next time im bringing my own darts
...and a blow gun you know like pygmies use
...and a blow gun you know like pygmies use
emperor_norton:
Nice to meet you too! Thanks again for the ride to the bar...
... and I still IOU 1 pitcher of beer.
... and I still IOU 1 pitcher of beer.

I might try the recipe, but I'm not sure. It's not that it's too intense for a bachelor, it's that I'm not so sure I give enough of a damn about cooking for myself that I'd go to that much effort.