dookiejones

I've had a really rough past couple of days......work has been a bitch...(personal moment) I've been feeling REALLY alone....AND....I bought a new camera for $400....and when I uploaded the software....something occured that seems to have not agreed with my computer.



Anyhow...I think I'm going to watch Jacobs Ladder right now.....

MAKE ME LAUGH

Hong Kong Danga Duo-You can't escape THA DANGA!

I'm......so.........tired........

Everybody hug someone different than you. Old people hug a young person. Straight people, hug someone you think might be gay. White people hug a black person... OK, there aren't a lot of black people, so we're going to have to share the black people.


Hong Kong Danga Duo-You can't escape tha DANGA!

Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...


Hong Kong Danga Duo-You can't escape tha DANGA!

Today I bought a Planet of the Apes tin garbage can from back in the day. It's pretty fucking cool. Now whenever I throw away a piece of trash I can say to myself:

"Get your stinking paws off of me you damned dirty APE!"



Ok....now I'm going to watch Heathers.


Hong Kong Danga Duo-You can't escape tha DANGA!

..........I'm having such a hard time sleeping right now.....too much thinking.

I saw Before Sunset earlier yesterday....I loved it. Without telling the ending, I will say that I said, "motherfuckers" at the end of the film. For two seconds, I was mad....and then I realized that I would've REALLY hated it if it had ended ANY other way.

Well....take care all.

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Are you trying to read my journal?

That was for Miss Polly, a super cool gal with a great sense of humor and a CLASSY taste in shoes. And that....is foxy.

So for the few of you who are reading this.....as you can see....I still have no friends.
Yeah, I am NOT cool...I don't know what's wrong with me, I comment on sets....I comment...
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My day is just so "blah" right now....and I don't think it's going to get any better.

I'm so stoked that Aprils set went up today....she is one foxy babe....check her out and give her love.

I've been listening to the new Tegan and Sara album non-stop as of late.......I've gotta huge crush on those lovely ladies....

-Deuce-

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I'm going to become a professional card counter......BLACKJACK....than, off to Vegas I go.

Boo-Yah

Hong Kong Danga Duo.....you can't escape tha DANGA