dookiejones

This update is going to be all over the place....smile, you love it.



...so funny that it's worth posting again.

-My head has been hurting quite a bit as of late.....more than likely from some of the fools around this place. No, of course I'm not talking about YOU. HaHa.

-I'm going old school Dook with this one:



"Say I'm your mama."

Still the best show/comedy troop in my opinion. Word.

-I already miss Smurfs...who the fuck does she think she is? But whatever, have a nice trip and take lots of pictures....blah, blah blah.

Being attractive is the most important thing there is
If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
You have to be as attractive as possible
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks


-Fuck with the best, and I got two little friends at the top-left of my page who'll put a hole in your chest.
'Bitch, whaaaaaaat?'

-War! Pinstripes.

-Hope everyone is doing well and enjoying their summer. It's hot as fuck here (115 degrees avg.) but I love it.