I'm so tired of that limp-dick DookieJones and all of his, "lovey dovey love love" words. Flash_Gordon, the Space Ace, is in town and lookin for some sweet earth ass. So let me see what you've got.....chances are, I've already done you.
Kiss the rings of saturn.....bitches.
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..and, fuck Ming!
Your boyish good looks are no match for this bruthish hunk of man.
Just look at his mustache.
Doesn't it look like it's going to jump off his face and attack you?
Be still my heart.
*swoon
I'm goona give him some kind of a dirty, bar thug name like Snake or Razor.